Car and train jokes
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Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
A: A LOCOmotive.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A: Don't look I'm changing!!
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