Car and train jokes
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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a
toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection - a
baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash," I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained,
"I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going
back there?"
Whats black and white and red all over?
A nun in a car accident.
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew train!
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch in a high speed train.
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings.
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