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What is an autobiography?
The life story of an automobile.
What is an autograph?
A chart which shows car sales.
Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"
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