Car and train jokes
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You know all that talk about backseat driving?
Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.
What kind of car do you drive?
A hearse!
My sister's a really bad driver.
What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
Tired.
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