Car and train jokes
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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers.
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
Which snakes are found on cars?
Windscreen vipers.
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust
Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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