Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?
Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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