Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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