Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.
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