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Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.
Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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