Car and train jokes

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"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.

"Did I take it out?"

"Yes, you drove it to school this morning."

"I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."

Rating: 3.8 |

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party.

"Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us."

"What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"

Rating: 2.6 |

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

"Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist.

"Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

Rating: 2.4 |

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed.

The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him.

"Don't move!" said the conductor. "We've called an ambulance."

"Naw," said the boy, getting to his feet. "I ain't hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!"

Rating: 2.4 |

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train.

"The next train is in one hour," said the stationmaster.

The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi.

Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away.

"Next one is sixty minutes from now!" said the stationmaster.

An hour later, Blake, with his mom and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously.

"Your parents just left you," said the stationmaster. "Why are you laughing?"

"They came to see me off!"

Rating: 2.8 |

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