Car and train jokes
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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !'
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!.
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?
They were both driving their cars at the time !
Who drives away all his customers ?
A taxi driver.
Brother: How do you top a car ?
Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
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