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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke from an electric train!
What driver doesn't have a license?
A screw driver.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers (engine ears).
Who drives away all of his customers?
A taxicab driver.
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